Beyonce has been on a 123-show tour since March. She kicked off 2013 singing the National Anthem at the inauguration and then performed at the Super Bowl. And in between taking care of her small child and Instagramming her every bowel movement she somehow found time to secretly record an entire album PLUS 14 music videos and NO ONE leaked any of it to the world? Meanwhile I have a shelf from ikea that’s been sitting unfinished in a corner since May.
So now you’ve decided that the one thing you want is my daughter, my child, mine! What I made. What I created.
best scene of the whole episode
*best scene of the whole show, all three seasons included
This scene was everything!
THE READ OF THE CENTURY
WE GOTTA GO AFTER EVERYTHING YALL
EVERY FUCKING SINGLE THING.
EVERY BUSINESS. EVERY INDUSTRY. WE GOTTA OWN EVERYTHING.
lets do this shit yall. world domination
me at night: ”Tomorrow I will wear something nice!”
ALL OF Y’ALL WHO THINK YOU SAW BEYONCE ON HER WORLD TOUR ARE SADLY MISTAKEN BECAUSE THAT WAS A HOLOGRAM.
SHE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE STUDIO PLOTTING AND SCHEMING TO SIMULTANEOUSLY KILL YOU AND GIVE YOU LIFE AT THE SAME TIME AND FILMING VISUALS THAT WOULD GIVE SIGHT TO YOUR BLINDNESS.
THIS IS THE NEW FEMINIST THEME SONG OF MY LIFE
THIS IS MORE THAN I COULD HAVE EVER ASKED FOR
WHY BEYONCE WANNA SLAY ME AT THE END OF THE YEAR??? LIKE I AIN’T GOT HOPES, DREAMS, AND ASPIRATIONS FOR THE NEW YEAR???
BUT THANK YOU, BEY. IN 2014 I’M BOUTA SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE. BOUTA BECOME A
- NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHOR
- AN HONORS STUDENT
- A BUSINESS OWNER
- AND EVERYTHING I CAN BE.
- O2 in exchange for CO2,
- cell division,
And you wasn’t even ready.